What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Adam Sandler will cast Derrick Henry in a movie if he rushes for 2,000 yards - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

—

What is the best editor base on AI for developers?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

This Is How To Make Your Brain Act 4 Years Younger, According To Science - MindBodyGreen

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Can you explain the difference between a shower cap and a hair bonnet?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Tom Aspinall wishes Jon Jones well in retirement, declares himself ‘undisputed’ UFC champion - MMA Fighting

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

No way

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

BTS’ Suga Pens Message to Fans as Military Service Officially Ends: ‘I Really Missed You’ - Rolling Stone

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Experts Predicts Unrecognizable Changes to Earth’s Map - The Daily Galaxy

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also: